nutella wristy

When someone smears poo on their hand and gives a handjob (wristy)

eg.

Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm

by In your endo June 14, 2014

Nuttalled

The description of being very very drunk.

Being 'Nuttalled' is quite different to other types of drunk.
Excessive vomiting, loss of personal items, night tremors, and probing of one's own orifices are a few of the very bizarre behaviours displayed by those who are intoxicated enough to be described as Nuttalled

Term originates from Lancashire, especially around the Burnley area.

you must of been totally Nuttalled to do that!

by Rooftops Reborn February 20, 2011

Nutella kiss

The act of dropping a small amount of Nutella onto a piece of furniture (most commonly, computers) and then licking it off.

Dude, I had to give my keyboard the Nutella kiss this morning.

by cl4ssy September 6, 2012

Nutella

Nutella is a term for the sweetest tastiest thing on planet earth!

I put Nutella on a spoon and sucked on it for hours!

by Nutella<3 October 23, 2016

Nutella Dick

Where a male covers his dick and balls in nutella and their partner licks it off

I gave my partner nutella dick last night

by fcfkhf January 13, 2019

nutella guy

Our god.

I worship Nutella Guy.

by Nutella Guy February 19, 2019

Nutella

The slang "Nutella" comes, of course, from the renowned brand of hazelnut cream known in many countries around the world, probably because it is a very popular product among the youngsters of the middle / upper class. Therefore, "Nutella generation" is used to make fun of and refer to children and teenagers who have grown up in technology, to the modern / gourmet generation; to the so-called "fresh". On the other hand, the "roots generation" is the example to be exalted, it is the right way to be or do something. It's the old or traditional way of doing something.

"Ugh - that Nutella thot is fugly and has 40 RTs on her picture just because people pity her!"

by Au Qui February 26, 2019