noniversary

how non-couples (aka friends with benefits) celebrate the passage of time

Me: For our one-year noniversary, Ben took me back to Charlie's where we had our first date.

Friend: Aww...how sweet.

Me: I know, right. But he still isn't willing to update his FaceBook status.

by Japhray June 14, 2011

Nooning

Midday coital session

Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.

by Laurgelika January 14, 2009

noning

To stare (pyscho stalker stare) at someone with your mouth wide open like you are catching flies non stop.

Jill was noning the bass player all night long! she could not keep her eyes off of him!!

by jilly falk June 12, 2005

nonism

The concept of being against all things. It is commonly accepted to be the first word which is made up only a prefix and suffix, no actual word.

Thomas: Hey let's go to a movie
Emanuel: Hell no i am firmly against movies.
Thomas: Well then lets go get some food.
Emanuel: Hell no i am firmly against food and getting it.
Thomas: What are you not against?
Emanuel: I am a nonist, meaning i believe in nonism, so i am against everything.
Thomas: Doesn't believing in nonism go against the entire concept and, if you are agaist everything, how is it possible for you to be alive right now?
Emanuel: WHA!*boom*
(head explodes)

this small sketch shows that it is ultimatley an impossibility for one to be a true nonist and that the word can only really be used to describe one who is against MOST things.

by Nick And Gregg July 26, 2006

Nonipple

When a woman has extremely large breasts...with essentially no nipple to match; very small compared to boob.

Derek: Dude look i got this chicks boobs on Omegle and they are totally Nonipple.
Jeremy: Holy hell your right...get that thing out of here.

by The New York Post January 2, 2012

Noni

That girl who is always a vibe ong- probably a druggie but das cool, say what she want when she want to cuz she’s not afraid to voice herself , hella pretty could prolly pull anyone and could also prolly beat your ass and your manz to

“Wow do you like that girl noni she’s kinda loud”
“Stfu you gone get whooped”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

Noonie

to be extremely cute – totes cute, on another level

He is soo noonie

by zelzy babes April 10, 2011