noodle

It is slang for an asians penis.

"man hes got a small noodle"

by wakawaka43 January 13, 2014

Noodles

Guitarist of the punk-rock band the Offspring whose real name is Kevin Wasserman, who was the janitor of Dexter Holland and Greg K's high school. Dexter Holland and Greg K invited him to join the band because he was over 21 and could get them alcohol.

Stupid Offspring Fangirl: OMG DEXTER HE'S SO HOT!
Me (real Offspring fan): What do you think of Noodles?
Stupid Offspring Fanirl: Who's that?

by Schuyler K February 12, 2009

Noodle

Verb: To use a musical instrument to play around with the musical notes in a song or jam.

Grab your ax and I'll hit the skins and we can noodle around for a bit.

I don't like jam bands becuase there is too much noddling. Just play a SONG!

by Emafer August 17, 2008

Noodle

1. The guitarist from rock band The Offspring.
2. A tasty food snack, related to rice.
3. Insult for a small penis. Usually inserted before dick

1. Hey, Noodle's got some good riffs!
2. Hey, would you like noodles with your chicken?
3. NOODLE-DICK! YOU HAVE A NOODLE, FOR A DICK!

by cool_penguin_0 June 16, 2004

noodle

A noodle is a dork of any kind. also known as chad geek nerd loser. They typically wear tighter jeans, a polo shirt with the collar up and a abercrombie hat. (most suburb kids)

" I can't believe what a noodle Todd is. Talk about a chad."

by tara lynn November 16, 2006

Noodled

To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.

Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.

by A Pirate June 25, 2012

noodles

two men rubbing limp dicks together

Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight

by TearDrop February 7, 2004