mar – tee – bait
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To amuse one’s self with an image of, or in the actual presence of, Marty Morrissey.
verb
To amuse one’s self with an image of, or in the actual presence of, Marty Morrissey.
1. Tim thought he was alone in the building, then I came in and found him having a martybate with a gif.
2. At the staff relay, Tim had no shame, he was openly martybating in front of everyone.
2. At the staff relay, Tim had no shame, he was openly martybating in front of everyone.
by Computer Jones July 18, 2019
Get the Martybate mug.A Frickin Marty is described as one that is usually everyone's scapegoat. One that semi-akward in most social l situations, can also be descibed as a seductive dairy farmer. Frickin Marty's love to ruin your day, but will then attempt to make-up for it, they also are carries of the infamous dandelion wine, watch out for that stuff.
Also see "Stretcher Sam", these are usually the best buds of Frickin Marty's.
Also see "Stretcher Sam", these are usually the best buds of Frickin Marty's.
by Rach Nast November 11, 2010
Get the Frickin Marty mug.Expressing a belief via a wall or status update on Facebook with full knowledge of the inevitable disproportionate backlash and furore it will cause. This is usually carried out as a final act before facebook suicide.
Me: You know what, I actually can't stand Katy Perry. Her music is crap. Exhibit A: her latest hit 'California Girls' shamelessly copies the instrumentation from Ke$ha's 'TikTok'. Her music is neither original nor artistic, typical of pop nowadays.
KPfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u'll never be as happy or successful as her!
KPfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
KPfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
KPfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn't just say that!!!!!
Me: Well, this is a typical case of Facebook martyrdom...I have no regrets.
KPfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u'll never be as happy or successful as her!
KPfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
KPfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
KPfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn't just say that!!!!!
Me: Well, this is a typical case of Facebook martyrdom...I have no regrets.
by Platonics. November 12, 2010
Get the Facebook martyrdom mug.Absolutly amazing guy. Can be the sexy boyfriend or the best friend that you can tease and have a good time with. Incredibly attractive, hot, cute and sexy all in one. Fun to be around and an amazing kisser. Has gorgous eyes, athletic, has an amazing smile, and can seem shy, but only at first. The kind of guy that you can't believe is actually yours and when you catch his eye across the room you can't help but smile. Has a good sense of humor and loves to just hang out and cuddle for a while or go crazy and party all night, whatever you want babe. A great friend and an ever greater person, if you're lucky enough to find a Marty, keep him and never let him go because you'll have an impossible time finding a guy so amazing.
by ~JMG~ December 11, 2011
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A dirty Political tactic used by politcal groups in a awfull attempt to demonize their opponents or rally ones political base.
This tactic is used when the losing side in a political,race, voting Initiative.
This tactic is most effective when supported by lots of media coverage. The end result is a false fear on insecurity which will very likely effect the peoples minds on election day.
Both left wingers and Right Wingers of diffrent back grounds are know to employ this tactic.
One of the most recent examples of this tactic is the War On Christmas
A dirty Political tactic used by politcal groups in a awfull attempt to demonize their opponents or rally ones political base.
This tactic is used when the losing side in a political,race, voting Initiative.
This tactic is most effective when supported by lots of media coverage. The end result is a false fear on insecurity which will very likely effect the peoples minds on election day.
Both left wingers and Right Wingers of diffrent back grounds are know to employ this tactic.
One of the most recent examples of this tactic is the War On Christmas
People were disgusted by the Religious Rights attempt at playing the martyr three weeks before election day.
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Get the playing the martyr mug.one of the greatest guitarists around today. in a band called megadeth and cacophony. Slash sucks ass
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