a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)
by connor holling October 2, 2019
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Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.
Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.
Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.
Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.
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After a girl poops, the guy wraps his penis in toilet paper. He then has anal sex with her. Doing this, he is in turn, wiping for her.
by benjamin jammers April 29, 2010
Get the Stillwater Mummy mug.the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.
"my wife came home drunk from the bar and woulnt blow me. so i decided to give her The Mummy, Bitch!"
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Dude last night Valeria was giving me a bad BJ so I gave her the mummy and it took her 5 minutes to find a towel.
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