mummy-daddy 

A phrase meaning one acts grown up, could mean boring, or like a goody-two shoes. It can be used if an occasion is dull or uninteresting. A phrase mainly for children or teenagers

"Stop being such a mummy-daddy"
" This party is so mummy-daddy"

mummy-daddy by Savannah Fernandes May 3, 2008

mummy daddy bone 

The nicest possible way to refer to ones penis dork, wang or johnson. so called because only a mummy or a daddy can see this bone.
this is 10 times better word when you are old enough to say dick without ur mum telling you off. Becuase all youre mates think you're strange.

OOOWWWWWW right in the mummy daddy bone!!!!!!!!!
Chris you're 26 man GROW UP

mummy daddy bone by christopher lynch September 22, 2005

mummy daddy button 

Commonly known as the belly button, mentioned in the austin power movie

'oooooooooohhh, right in the mummy daddy button'

mummy daddy button by Jesus June 18, 2005

Mummy and daddy pig 

A bad couple because mummy pig is only 4 and daddy pig is 107 so they are a bad couple

You and Johnny are such a mummy and daddy pig

Mummy and daddy pig by Memes123456789 February 24, 2020

Mommy/Daddy Jacking 

When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.

Steve: "I just got my degree!"

Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."

Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."

Mommy/Daddy Jacking by GreenWeenie6100 June 24, 2017

mommy daddy dance 

quiet sex so the kids do not wake up

we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside

mommy daddy dance by wayne dyce September 28, 2008

mommy-daddy button 

The male crotch. Most well known as the place where Fat Bastard got kicked at the end of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.

"AAAUGGGGGHHHH!!! Right in the mommy-daddy button!!"

mommy-daddy button by Phil Mehard March 24, 2005