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Multitasking

Screwing a woman and shooting a bad guy at the same time.
After audiences complained that James Bond movies were getting too long, directors decided that he should start multitasking.
by Bob Sacamano December 11, 2004
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Tyler told his wife that if she was smart she would consider multitasking.
by M White Balls October 8, 2004
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Driving in two lanes at once on a freeway
There was a traffic jam on Washington St. because a grandma was multitasking.
by multitasker February 19, 2007
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Multitasking

When some one farts and sneezes , coughs , laughs at the same time, I own the phrase " multitasking".
Susie laughs and farts at the same time and Matt shouted "hay your multitasking"
by Mctable July 31, 2011
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multistalker

A person who manages to stalk more than 3 people at once. Effects may include this person borrowing (and not returning) clothing items, dressing like you and your friends, acting/talking like more than one of your friends (attaining their personality) stealing the inside jokes of you and your friends, following you to places you don't want to be followed (such as the bathroom...and the stall), and being in complete denial when other people hint that they aren't liked. Comes in the form of a younger looking kid, at your age, or any loner. Has no other friends. Isn't noticed until a few weeks after having hung around your group. Seemingly has the ability to appear out of thin air. Manages to follow silently without being noticed for long periods of time, without breathing. Tends to have glasses and a chronic eye twitch.
Oh my god. This chick is such a multistalker. She followed me to the movies, then left half way through to follow my friend to the mall, then went and followed my other friend to dinner with her family. CREEPER!!!!

creeper lurker annoyance
by babehK March 5, 2009
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multitaking

When a girl takes it in more than one hole at one time.
roommate :"dude, what was w/ that girl's screaming last night?! i couldnt sleep!"
guy: "Yeah sorry, she's not used to multitaking; she wasnt quite ready
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "That bitch is such a slut!"
Guy 2: "I KNOW! I bet she multitakes EVERY day!"
by makemeasandwichnow May 21, 2010
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Multibash

the act in which when one ejaculates uncontrolably for an hour and there pubic hair changes colour into multiple colours ranging from ginger,gray blue, green and in some extreme cases burgundy and puse.
cocky adolescent- yes i've goosed many girls.

bloke- but have you ever had a Multibash?

cocky adolescent- ye i had three yesterday, so i shaved my pubes off and made a high vis jacket.
by I pod John January 13, 2011
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