(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
by Kbee405 November 25, 2017

“Man, I was rooting this chick the other night when her olds were in the next room, and she was so loud I had to give her the tontine muffle to finish.
by waf1501987 June 20, 2025

While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.
Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...
by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009

by your boi JONATHAN October 16, 2007

by Toasterwire0838 June 17, 2024

When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.
by The auto tech December 7, 2016

When the sound engineering and quality of a movie's audio makes it evident that the movie was made in the 80's.
by parcelsa February 2, 2022
