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Muffuletta 

This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.
Luisa gave herself a muffuletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

Muffernity Wear 

When a woman wears clothing that puffs out around her mid-section due to a muffin top rather than a pregnancy.
Hey, is Jessica pregnant? No, that's just muffernity wear to hide her belly.
Muffernity Wear by talks558 October 7, 2010

Yap Mufflehat 

A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.
I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!
Yap Mufflehat by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
1. female from the ghetto
2. spends free time drinking and partying
3. has no life so spends free time bullying other girls
4. no class
5. sells bundles (from her car)
6. can't get a man of her own so she steals someone else's
7. works dead ens retail jobs and says shes slaying it
oh come on, not another muffme
muffme by youthejokenow February 24, 2017

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.
muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

Ida Mufferbids 

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.
Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!
Ida Mufferbids by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018