Rusty Moose

The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.

"Yo, dude, I gave the Patti the Rusty Moose last night."

by BetterthanDudeMcSweet January 13, 2009

Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Rainbow moose

A rainbow colored moose with two legs, eyes that point in opposite directions, and a rainbow colored body. He runs FULL SPEED and quickly changes directions. You are most likely to see rainbow moose on January 12th.

Holy moly!! Did you see that? It's rainbow moose!

by Billy Bo Bob Bobbert February 10, 2010

riding the red moose

Menstruation

Better leave her alone she is riding the red moose.

by westep January 16, 2011

eg no ra moose

that dumb Cracker Barrel shit!

Your a real eg no ra moose

by Bigwilly May 15, 2016

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Riding the bronze moose

The act of having sex with a very well endowed man, usually of color.

Lejla was really riding the bronze moose last night with Jerome. I could hear her through the walls until about 5am.

by Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Baby August 1, 2010