molest

to touch without permission

dude did you even ASK that dog if you could pet it? It's really uncool to molest things

by mc wiggle April 27, 2007

Molestacular

It works the same as a 'Killtacular', only with molestation.

In otherwords

ALOT of molestation

My bus-driver once got a Molestacular on the way to school.

by naynayroy October 22, 2009

Molescipy

A senerio where 2 people both reach for the same thing then they both pull back.

A MOLESCIPY is where, 2 people reach for the door, then they both pull back thinking that the other person was going to get it.

by Isaac Witlin December 19, 2010

Modestyahoo

Someone that tries too hard to be funny and accentuate their charm by pretending they are dumb and annoying. Usually done through online gaming or trolling internet forums.

That dude's a pretty decent guy, but he's always pulling the Modestyahoo bit. People think he's a dumba$$.

by jasonace October 19, 2011

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

Modestin

Modestin is a big, black, fat, obese, man whom is bullied by the one and only bailey porter.

Modestin you are a big, black nig- cant say that even in typing.

by ASDFGVUYBIGV July 25, 2023

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred

Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

by Massive molester March 18, 2020