nigga mortis

the phenomenal event that happens to black people after death where the muscles in the body stiffen.

Q: What happened to the black guy after he died?
A: He got nigga mortis!!!

by Contrary_Mary November 25, 2007

rigor mortis

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long

Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit

by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010

Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.

Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!

by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011

moralistic

Pompous and judgmental upbraiding of someone according to a rule-book which you probably don't share

Moralistic Labor multiculturalism spokeswoman Michelle Rowland called on the PM to act (on Eric Abetz' use of the term 'Negro'). "It's 2015", she said, "just about every right-minded human recognises that it's a deeply offensive term"

by Auspol.news December 17, 2015

Rick Moranis

A very tiny man often mistaken for a hobbit, pixie, or other minature mystical creature. Has made appearances in numerous blockbuster movies, but still has respect from a grand total of 0 people. He hosted Saturday Night Live once, I saw the episode and he sucked. He is often compared to the likes of Bob Saget and it is highly debated who is lamer. Since 1990, Moranis has starred in a slew of family films that try to have some sort of moral, although this moral is always: "Even if you are short, have a small penis, and glasses, you can still be liked by people." Pfft, I doubt that Rick, I doubt that; no one likes the small cocked, 75 pound kid with glasses. I will conclude with an excerpt from the Moranis movie "Little Giants": "Even if those Cowboys beat you 99 times out of a 100, that would still leave....." One time? No, because in real life those kids would have gotten destroyed by the obviously more superior Cowboys. Good job giving the kids false hopes of being successful in life dick face.

Small Cocked 75 Pound Kid: "Rick Moranis is my favorite actor."
*Readily beaten with blunt objects*

by Ralph Wiggum March 22, 2005

velox mortis

Latin for "swift death"

While playing CoD2 i gave joe a case of velox mortis with a shot to the head.

by Napoleon.bk January 3, 2006

rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003