The moon

an orb in the sky which you mostly see at night but can sometimes see while it's daytime. The moon is an orb which you could stare at for hours, and it could simply steal your soul without a single thought.

"i hate the moon."
"you just haven't looked at it well darling."
"i'll try tonight my love."

by Hokia. September 19, 2022

Moon

One of the most useless “Planets” to exist

“look at the moon.”
“it’s useless.”

by Joooooooooooe December 29, 2021

Moon

Are you fucking retarded?
Do you have a mental illness?
Are you unable to physically see out of your fucking eyeballs
It is the massive fucking thing in the sky at night

Person 1: do you know what the moon is?
Person 2: are you a fucking retard

by Monishman May 23, 2023

Moon

Someone who has a pink hair fetish

Julia has a moon.

by yo nib sawk August 8, 2018

The Moon

refers to one of the holiest of nights in Mittagong, NSW when the sight of a moon appeared inside the dorms at about 2AM. The moon lit up the room while making noises and filling it with its own special scent. The Moon will forver be a sacred memory

Person 1: Did you see The Moon last night?
Person 2: Yes, it was sensational.

by justimagine...justsittingthere November 6, 2019

moons

Slang/Cockney term for the '(JD) Wetherspoon' pub chain.

Cheeky pint at the moons tonight?

by Casanovaaa September 22, 2010

mooning

when someone pulls down there pants so to reveal their anus, usually done by someone secrectly proud on their butthole and likes showing it to people, sometimes after pants is droped they stick someones nose into their butthole

gansta: yo dat biotch did sum mooning and stuck my face into his buttox and pooed all over my face, and it smell like i just stuck skunk spray down my nose

by The Jizz King July 22, 2006