Montreal Muppet
When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog
Montreal Muppet by Nick Pee March 22, 2019
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Montreal Canadiens
The team in the NHL with the greatest backing from the LGBT community. Mostly thanks to Montreal having one of the largest homosexual/transvestite communities in North America.
Montreal is by far the most hated team outside of Queerbec, because of their affiliation with French-Canadien culture.
AKA the Habs as in "Hab out some butt sex?"
Montreal is by far the most hated team outside of Queerbec, because of their affiliation with French-Canadien culture.
AKA the Habs as in "Hab out some butt sex?"
#1: I heard the Montreal Canadiens are playing tonight.
#2: I'll see you at the gay bar to party then.
#2: I'll see you at the gay bar to party then.
Montreal Canadiens by minkmcfeeget September 19, 2009
montreal smoked meat
An extreamly floppy vagina
montreal smoked meat by hey1122333445 January 23, 2009
Montreal Canadian Fans
Montreal Canadian Fans by Montreal Canadian Fans May 1, 2015
Montreal Handshake
When two men reach toward each other as though to shake hands and then begin to pull on each other's respective members aggressively as though they were shaking hands.
Within moments of meeting each other, Johnson and Smith had a Montreal Handshake, as in they "shook" each other's "hand." And when I say that, I mean they "shook" each other's wanker. And when I say that, I mean they gave each other hand jobs simultaneously. I guess they hit it off--must be from Montreal...
Montreal Handshake by M. P. Troyka August 3, 2007
Montreal Poundcake
A sex act in which one partner releases all of there bodily fluids onto their partners chest. This includes feces, urine, semen, blood, vomit, and tears. The mixture is than smushed with the buttocks until it is well mixed. It can then be used a variety of sorts, such as a lubricant. At the end of the session the slop is gathered and eaten.
Fraser: Hey bebe how bout I give you a nice Montreal poundcake tonight
John: Souns good dude! More feces this time!!
John: Souns good dude! More feces this time!!
Montreal Poundcake by D-Cent January 7, 2011
montreal steak spice
Seasoning for the stuff that your wife makes you that you love. Better seasoning than salt and pepper.
"Hand over the salt and pepper"
"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"
"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"
"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"
"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"
montreal steak spice by gimme the money December 8, 2015