Monkoid

An entity with a monkey resembling shape.

Vulgar Use: A person with the intellect of a idiotic monkey.

That Beast has a monkoid shape!

Vulgar Use: You monkoid! You ruined everything!

by AtomicSailor August 26, 2022

penis monologue

The name you give a dad who calls you a virgina monologue

My dad called me a Vigina monologue, so I called him a penis monologue

by 69crusher69 March 25, 2021

monko

Big or porwerful man.

He rules here, he's a real monko.

by Hadrianvs October 20, 2008

monopod

One who is only in possession of half the number of testicles that is normally available to a man.

"Did you hear about Shawn Naidu?" "Yeah man, he's a monopod rite?" "WORD"

by varun saran April 13, 2007

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009

Monologue

A one-person speech. Often used to express such emotions as love or sorrow. I use them to explain how much I am in love with this girl. They are popular in plays throughout history. One very famous monologue is Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.

I just wrote her a new monologue. Too bad she likes a jerkface. This one is about how I couldn't live without her...it's not as cliche as it sounds.

by Alex J. Burton November 20, 2009

monkorn

a ancient penis eater of the dinosaur speices

my monkorn ate my penis

by jeremy August 27, 2003