monkey

"feeding the monkey" or "having the monkey" is the glaswigean for the need to have a spliff as soon as possible. it can also mean a general urge to do something silly and not really useful.

hey willy,fancy feeding the monkey?

by giorgiorodin August 30, 2006

monkey

Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.

Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.

Got any monkey for tonight? I'm plenty ready for a smoke.

by dj_monged August 27, 2004

monkey

Any face card in a game of black jack.

"After hitting an ace on the first card all he needed was a monkey for black jack."

by Brian May 3, 2004

monkey

1. Hot, attractive (often applies to members of the Checks)
2. Just generally great

You think Sven is monkey but I know Jacob is way monkeyer.
If we went to that gig it would be so monkey.

by Mims May 7, 2005

monkey

Although this word can have many definitions depending on how it's used, these are the main meanings:
1. To get frisky and funky with someone.

2. To pleasure one's monkey.

Mr. Monkey: "Ayo, I'mma monkey your monkey so hard tonight."

Mrs. Monkey: "Him and I were monkeying for hours upon hours yesterday."

by TheFunkyMunky927 January 19, 2020

monkey

a primate with a pussy

hey guys look at my monkey

by loveTheMonkey July 1, 2011

monkey

He could go anywhere, including there, and there, and there, the only place he can't go is on the toilet.

also see Weebl and Bob

I am the monkey. I could go anywhere. Including here, and here, and here.

by DaChazman March 3, 2005