monkey

"feeding the monkey" or "having the monkey" is the glaswigean for the need to have a spliff as soon as possible. it can also mean a general urge to do something silly and not really useful.
by giorgiorodin August 24, 2006
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"After hitting an ace on the first card all he needed was a monkey for black jack."
by Brian May 03, 2004
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Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.

Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.
Got any monkey for tonight? I'm plenty ready for a smoke.
by dj_monged August 27, 2004
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1. Hot, attractive (often applies to members of the Checks)
2. Just generally great
You think Sven is monkey but I know Jacob is way monkeyer.
If we went to that gig it would be so monkey.
by Mims May 07, 2005
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Although this word can have many definitions depending on how it's used, these are the main meanings:
1. To get frisky and funky with someone.

2. To pleasure one's monkey.
Mr. Monkey: "Ayo, I'mma monkey your monkey so hard tonight."

Mrs. Monkey: "Him and I were monkeying for hours upon hours yesterday."
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a primate with a pussy
by loveTheMonkey June 30, 2011
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it can go anywhere, including here and here......and here
www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm has the best example, the others on that site are also good
by david fleischmann January 20, 2004
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