Mongeausplain

When you extremely over exaggerate something.

Person 1: He tried to KILL ME, he tried to CHOKE ME and BEAT ME and he called me a NIGGER FAGGOT.
Person 2: He hugged you and said hello.
Person 3: Don't worry man, he's just Mongeausplaining

by CuckFuckingNigger January 27, 2017

Sex Mongoar

A nymphotic female who takes complete control in the bedroom who is fierce and erotic and quite the crazy slut.

Bob: "Yeah, man. She was such a sex mongoar, like she almost bit my penis off."
Jim: "Damn, where do I find a mongoar like that?"

by NicoleMongoarOfSex March 14, 2011

Parallel monogamy

The practice of having multiple sexually or romantically committed relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved, with the goal of finding a monogamous life partner. It is more time efficient than serial monogamy.

She decided parallel monogamy was the only way to find the father of her future children before her biological clock ran out.

by Raul Terra February 24, 2021

Mongatron

Someone without any technical ability, capable of breaking electronics simply by being in the same room. Usually roared in a loud voice before breaking more equipment.

Is that another broken laptop? Becky is such a Mongatron!

by Ally-B. July 20, 2011

mongaloid

Derived from the term 'mongol', to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).

You utter mongaloid

by donn January 19, 2003

Mongface

1. A person whose face is "monged" i.e. a very weird looking person.
2. A website that shows a man inserting a telephone into his anus. A grossout website similar in content to websites such as meatspin and lemonparty.

1. Look at Joe Cole, he is a mongface.
2. That man is performing a mongface ritual with the telephone reciever.

by Dj otzi February 15, 2006

Mongraal

Mongraal is an adlay who loves to rap with Oscar El. You will often see him in public with three stigs and "spitting bars". He is the maddest ogday alive and he is on top.

Me: Mongraal, spit some bars!

Mongraal: I'm an eshay, code name Adlay.
Oscar El: ADLAY

by Justin Timberlake XD1 April 28, 2021