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matrix dodge

When you subconsciously dodge something. Usually that something is coming at you very quickly, such as a projectile object.
My former doubles partner Kristen matrix dodged the tennis ball I accidentally hit at her.
by shaley720 July 13, 2007
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matrix

1. To spend a significant portion of a day or even a week watching without pause back to back episodes from multiple seasons of a single television series, replacing the experience of one's own reality and resulting in lingering effects on one's consciousness, once the final episode has been watched. 2. To re-set one's own immediate depressive state by immersing oneself in a mediated one (television, film, online social forum, amusement park, etc.) for an extended, but ultimately temporary, period of time.
Jan was in such a funk that she withdrew into her dorm room with a Costco carton of microwaveable popcorn to matrix on the complete seven seasons of Wire in the Blood, emerging three days later with a slight British accent and a less slight case of paranoia.
by Rugbyfitty May 26, 2011
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Matrix Revolutions

The third and final movie in the Matrix trilogy. In which the war between the humans and machines is finally resolved, and Neo kicks Agent Smith's ass once and for all.
Even though the Matrix Revolutions has some of the best effects ever, it's still the worst in the Matrix trilogy.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 15, 2003
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enter the matrix

by Anonymous July 31, 2003
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The Matrix

by ZJ May 20, 2003
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matrix

computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into a battery.
by ^___^ December 2, 2003
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The Matrix

The Matrix was the brilliant construction and engineering feat of the unified race of machines that solved man's infinite hunger for the Earth's finite resources. Rather than occupying real space on the Earth's surface; burning real fossil fuels exumed from within the Earth's crust; decimating real rain forests that once populated nearly all of the land mass of the planet, man has been reborn in a simulation. On a side note: the human body is not really the most efficient / abundant dynamo available to the machine race for transforming biochemical energy into heat and electricity, but this is what the machines would like us to believe, in order to maintain man's perception of the machine race as one of "pure horrifying precision," against which (and this is the key) a war is completely futile. The sooner you accept your new reality, the happier you will become.
In the film "The Matrix," the machines offered Cypher a grand life, even as his human "companions" took it from him!
by Donny Viszneki April 18, 2006
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