Midas

Buff ass thicc lady, got hella ass, major tiddy. Once killed an old lady but that is neither here nor there.

"God DAMN look at that Midas lookin slice of thicc cake over there, I heard she killed my grandma"

by mGNssssssssssss May 4, 2022

Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.

"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"

by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020

Midas Touch Effect

A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.

“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”

by Sxftware April 12, 2022

Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)

Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.

by Reglet June 4, 2025

midas dick

Midas dick in fortnite, no shit. Im not fuggin around

Midas dick will go in my ass.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Midae

Midae is a true warrior with a heart of gold. She is quiet, but is the center of attention, due to her high intelligence, open mindness, problem solving skills, kindness, and flexibility. High talent of music, language, math, science, social studies, geography, elar, tech, dance, and swimming brings everyone around her a good quality of life. It is extraordinarily rare if you meet a Midae and is the luckiest thing that can happen to you.

Being lucky fulfils your wishes and dreams, so you can have the best quality of life; this is exactly what Midae brings.

by Midae March 21, 2023