Midas

A student who always starts learning on time, and shares all his summeries with his schoolmates.
Oh he is a midas, we're very thankful

Have we got a midas in our group? I don't fancy making my own summeries.
by vicotr April 02, 2017
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midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.
Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”
by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023
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Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020
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Midas Touch Effect

A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.
“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
by Sxftware April 13, 2022
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midas dick

Midas dick in fortnite, no shit. Im not fuggin around
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022
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Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)
Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.
by Reglet June 05, 2025
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