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Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)
Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.
by Reglet June 4, 2025
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Midas

A fkin dumb piece of shit that thinks he owns the world
That guy is even worse than a fucking midas
by Fkinbitchnibba April 16, 2020
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Midas

Buff ass thicc lady, got hella ass, major tiddy. Once killed an old lady but that is neither here nor there.
"God DAMN look at that Midas lookin slice of thicc cake over there, I heard she killed my grandma"
by mGNssssssssssss May 4, 2022
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Midas Touch Effect

A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.
“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
by Sxftware April 12, 2022
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Midae

Midae is a true warrior with a heart of gold. She is quiet, but is the center of attention, due to her high intelligence, open mindness, problem solving skills, kindness, and flexibility. High talent of music, language, math, science, social studies, geography, elar, tech, dance, and swimming brings everyone around her a good quality of life. It is extraordinarily rare if you meet a Midae and is the luckiest thing that can happen to you.
Being lucky fulfils your wishes and dreams, so you can have the best quality of life; this is exactly what Midae brings.
by Midae March 21, 2023
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midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.
Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”
by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023
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Midas

slang for a jewel thief who has never been proven guilty no matter how many times he has been caught
A:Hey, that jewel thief just got acquitted again!!
B:What a Midas!
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