Micropenis

A condition where one has a tiny penis, under 3 inches in length.

Jess: Do you want to have sex?
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!

by Steve-O McQueev-O February 3, 2010

French Microphone

When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo

Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party

by 505cheifkingz May 11, 2014

micropenis

someone with less then 3 inches of penis size. extremely small endowment; extra tiny penis

Small Paul from atlantic city, is italian, and has a micropenis. we call him "peewee" and "buttondick" because it is less then 1/2 inch. He has no shaft either. Poor pwee is dickless and we all laugh at him and his micro-pecker!! lol dickless

by rickydelcamin January 15, 2009

microporn

pornography featuring male(s) and/or female(s) genitalias significantly smaller in size than the census average.

And the winner of this year's AVN award for Fresh Fetish goes to Microporn Beyond Thunderdome, starring Mel Gibson and Bitty Kitty.

by andino September 23, 2006

micropenis

Tiny penis usually less than 2 inches in length.

Lafonda refuses to have sex with Jamal because he had a micropenis.

by Jamal Jackson Jay April 3, 2010

Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.

I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.

by deheedie September 28, 2010

oklahoma microphone

masterbating in public while someone sings the song you requested they sing in karaoke.

girl 1: that bitch is singing my song!
girl 2: well lets oklahoma microphone her.

by jcpdude May 18, 2011