A meme that has a short life span and is only used for a week or two. It has a shorter life span than an average meme.
by Flynn Murdock July 18, 2017
When a male’s semen shoots out in a linear fashion and with a massively increased projectile velocity
Person 1: dude she’s the one.
Person 2: how can you be sure?
Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.
Person 2: how can you be sure?
Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.
by Cuntbag_g September 01, 2019
When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
by LoveMuscle69 June 01, 2017
Pulling a micro is when you come back from a BRB or Be Right Back, then proceeded to go and leave a twitch chat again.
by BlueOtaku February 24, 2020
As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.
by Diego August 21, 2003
by Vous Comprenez? January 29, 2006
by Nsider May 24, 2004