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Get the Microsoft Credge mug.Quite possibly the coolest thing Microsoft has created since the Xbox 360 in 2005. It is a tablet with an interface like its sister product Windows 8. The coolest feature is the ability to attach a soft keyboard that doubles as a cover, dubbed Touch Cover, while putting the tablet up on a built-in stand. So it's almost a touchscreen laptop.
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Liquid Microdot is also knows as Acid.
Acid is a powerful hallucinogenic drug that alters your perception of the outside world.
Acid can turn you into a gibbering, giggling wreck, make the world seem like a magical place.
During the course of a trip, the entire universe can turn wibbly, colours become deeply intense, everyday objects take on bizarre and sometimes wonderful new forms, and all your senses can become confused and distorted.
Usually coming in the form of small squares of paper, tiny pellets or drops, acid can take anything from 10 minutes minutes to 2 hours to take effect, with trips usually lasting around 7 to 12 hours. There's no real way of knowing how strong a tab is or how it will affect you.
Because of the unexpected and random effects of taking acid, it's always best to take it somewhere you feel comfortable and safe, preferably surrounded by friends you trust.
Acid is a powerful hallucinogenic drug that alters your perception of the outside world.
Acid can turn you into a gibbering, giggling wreck, make the world seem like a magical place.
During the course of a trip, the entire universe can turn wibbly, colours become deeply intense, everyday objects take on bizarre and sometimes wonderful new forms, and all your senses can become confused and distorted.
Usually coming in the form of small squares of paper, tiny pellets or drops, acid can take anything from 10 minutes minutes to 2 hours to take effect, with trips usually lasting around 7 to 12 hours. There's no real way of knowing how strong a tab is or how it will affect you.
Because of the unexpected and random effects of taking acid, it's always best to take it somewhere you feel comfortable and safe, preferably surrounded by friends you trust.
"Well I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot (I'm on acid)
Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot (I'm on acid)
Feedin' doritos to a tree, a million spiders after me (I'm on acid)"
-Lil Whyte
Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot (I'm on acid)
Feedin' doritos to a tree, a million spiders after me (I'm on acid)"
-Lil Whyte
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Get the Microsoft Office mug.Someone who boners over Windows, Zune, Xbox, anything Microsoft. Not quite as cancerous as Apple fanboys, as they will run themselves into debt to get the latest iDevice that has only minor improvements over the previous generation and still uses the same locked down shitty OSes.
by ArgentWarrior20 September 6, 2014
Get the Microsoft Fanboy mug.The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
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