A (straight or gay) male who is not just concerned with personal hygiene, fashion, style,etc., he is obssesed with it. He is self-absorbed and narcissistic. He might enter a bar or club and thinks that everyone wants to screw him, be him, or worship him. This does not mean they are attractive, though most have appealing qualities. They look down on their sexual counterpart male or female and believe them to be insignificant. They may seem very selective in their sexual partners but it's a lie. They are bonafide whores. If you are "lucky" to get a couple nights of sex out of them don't get excited. They bore easily.
Side note: Not All Gays Are Metrosexual! Some gays don't eat gourmet foods wear cologne, and listen to Bach etc. Some gays finds these thing repulsive. e.g(Butch gays/lesbians)
Side note: Not All Gays Are Metrosexual! Some gays don't eat gourmet foods wear cologne, and listen to Bach etc. Some gays finds these thing repulsive. e.g(Butch gays/lesbians)
Scene: Mixed gay/straight Bar/Club
Joe: Hi. My name is joe. The food here is great.
Metrosexual: (very wide smile)dude, i'm not gay.
Joe: Cool. Dindnt ask you all that information.
Metrosexual: Haha! Sure, sure. I dont blame you. I get in trouble coming to these gay establishments. (looks overly excited that he is attractive to someone. Mission Accomplished!)
Joe: Hi. My name is joe. The food here is great.
Metrosexual: (very wide smile)dude, i'm not gay.
Joe: Cool. Dindnt ask you all that information.
Metrosexual: Haha! Sure, sure. I dont blame you. I get in trouble coming to these gay establishments. (looks overly excited that he is attractive to someone. Mission Accomplished!)
by scary herb March 06, 2007
by Tracey December 09, 2003
Person who is sexually attracted to, and often has intercourse with buses, subways and other mass transit vehicles.
by Tom Sheehan March 30, 2008
Look at that man, he a metrosexual.
by swifty007 November 18, 2015
a straight male who has female and/or homosexual qualities/tendencies in which he keeps his physical appearance neat and well kept as well as keeping himself up to date of fashionable clothes.
They seem homosexual but are often times not.
They seem homosexual but are often times not.
by SaichouTama May 22, 2016
person 1: are you metrosexual
person 2: yes. I had sex with a toy train yesterday. I stuck it right up my pussy
person 2: yes. I had sex with a toy train yesterday. I stuck it right up my pussy
by Syddypoopop April 30, 2016
by educatedshoe May 21, 2020