Malto Method

n. (Mall-toe Meth-uhd) a. Actively being mediocre in a contest to play it safe in the hopes that the leaders will make a mistake and you will coast into first place.

b. To do like Sean Malto does.

Tim: Are you going to do something cool for the science fair?

John: No dude, I'm just going to use the Malto Method and make a volcano.

by -Angel- September 2, 2011

the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process

i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....

by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 28, 2008

PIOOYA Method

Coming up with something that is not based on facts or is made up on the fly to convince others that the originator knows what he/she is talking about.

Because Bill didn't know the explanation for why his car was in the front yard, he utilized the PIOOYA method to ensure his wife didn't make him sleep in the basement for the next two weeks.

by TheGuide99 August 24, 2010

Dqrkice Method

A top secret method, invented by Dqrkice, that is used to print money off of tiktok.

Yo, jut hit da Dqrkice Method, stay broke.

by needthat! September 5, 2023

Chronic Method

A method for talking to bitches in a dirty way using sophisticated terms.

Ryan: I asked Jazmine if I could make the beast with two backs and she said yes.
Wade: Bro I told you the Chronic Method never fails.

by The Chronic Method May 18, 2016

Method Acting

When an actor or actress decides to commit fully to their role by becoming the character on and off set.

(This can either lead to great success like in the case of Christian Bale in American Psycho or in annoying or dragging down everyone on a movie set like in the case of every Jared Leto role.)

Jared Leto decided method acting was the best way to play the role of Michael Morbius by using crutches he didn’t need and refusing to use the bathroom without help from people who came to film a movie, and now had to help a D-List actor wipe his own ass.

by RockHardHonkers August 15, 2022

R.A.W Method

A method of winning over women & men sexually. R. stands for Romance. in the first stage you romance the woman, lots of eye contact singing to them sweet words. A. stands for abuse, in the second stage you are rude give them back handed compliments & damage their self-esteem. W. stands for wiener, whip it out & show them what you got. Follow the raw method & they'll be yours.

Bro 1: so you tried the R.A.W method? did you get the girl?...Bro 2: no-uh it didn't work, i couldn't stay hard long enough...Bro 1: Loser

by Mr. Goocher December 7, 2018