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meatballed

When you're expecting food but you end up not getting any
Nikki really meatballed me when she ended up not bringing home any food for me.
by chris-sucks69 February 22, 2017
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Meatball

by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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Meatballing

The act of riding a girl doggystyle while testicals slap against the bootie. Italian chef hat optional!
Mario was really meatballing Lisa last night.
by drumerboiee December 5, 2011
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Meatball

He’s such a meatball! Ugh!”
by ThatOneSmolPotato May 4, 2018
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Meatball

A deformity that leaves a man the shape of a meatball caused by elephantiasis. Severe addiction to porn.
Is that a meatball on the field?
by cacalaka August 6, 2008
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meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.
1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
by not_an_alien December 9, 2015
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meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.
Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."
by Jack Neary August 16, 2006
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