Felt Marker

When a gentleman attempts to put it into a female's asshole and it is too flacid to penetrate. The flacid penis resembles that of a felt tipped marker.

Frank attempted to put his felt marker in Gary's asshole, but Frank said, hold on, I have a felt tip marker it is not going in!

by The Crayola Man February 23, 2014

marker fingers

When a small child uses markers to color and gets colored fingers and hands from drawing

We have to give Vinny a bath because he was using markers and now he has marker fingers

by Wrendora November 28, 2010

smelly markers

markers that are usually washable and smells like cherrys oranges lime and usually the black one smells like ass

SMELLY MARKERS!!! give me the black one *sniff* wat is that?!?

hey look a marker that says "sented" but from where???

by kittenlolz June 10, 2009

brown marker

A Blunt of the Marijuana variety.

Pot smoker: "Hey man, pass that Brown Marker."

by CorruptData37 July 02, 2014

whiteboard markers

what my nuts smell like.

gee, ma nuts smell like whiteboard markers again. i washed them just last night.
(no but fr anyone know how to stop it..)

by deez nuts smell like salamiii September 01, 2021

Ball Marker

1. A rather sharp piece or Plastic/Wood/Metal that is used in golf to mark a ball when ones ball is in the way of anothers balls line

2. Something i just stepped on and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!

Your ball marker was on the ground and i stepped on it and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!!

by Alex August 08, 2003

majik markers

when you stick marijuana in a highliter or marker

how much you want for a majik markers?
About 10 bucks.

by ARyan129 December 18, 2008