Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.

"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"

by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009

Mackerlol

A very pitiful person who is worthy of mockery. Derived from how a mackerel flops around both hopelessly and hilariously when out of water.

On facebook for the 19th time today? What a Mackerlol.

by Jackmak July 28, 2011

Mockerel

A 6 foot 240lb "feminist" acting all man-ish and bullying, strutting around like a dude.
A "Mock Cockerel"

I got so drunk last night I thought I went to bed with a sexy BBW. Woke up, and found myself in a lot of pain, next to a mockerel!

by elexxxers April 23, 2018

Mockerel

A 6'4, 300 pound, hairy AF dude who looks like a lady, hence, he is a "mock" cockerel.

I was so drunk last night, I thought I took home a sexy BBW but turns out it was just a nasty mockerel!

by elexxxers May 2, 2018

Mackeelia

The sweetest, most loyal, most loving person you'll ever meet. She's selfless and kind. The best person you'll ever meet.

Mackeelia is the literal best ever

by Mackeelia November 24, 2021

wet mackeral

when you slap a girl in the face with your dick after having sex

Alright now that were done im going to wet mackeral you until you turn red.

by iamasexpartaker January 15, 2010

Cock Mackrell

Malli Rowe

You long headed Cock Mackrell

by Weinersausagedestroyer September 23, 2025