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Tunechi Loo

A big boi, who always knows where the cash at. He/She sings nice musics.
"oooooooooo tunechi loo"

"I beat that pussy up, Young Tunechi"
by bigdollas November 2, 2014
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Loo Python

When a man takes a shit and his penis touches the bowl, giving him a loo python.
“Hey Shaun, I just took a mad shit and ended up with a loo python
by Cunt.destroyer September 3, 2018
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Poo-In-The-Loo

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'
That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'
by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011
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Loo

Rumour has it that the replacement of Pierce Brosnan in the next Bond film will be a toilet seat.
by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004
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Loo

In Seattle, all lieutenants were called Loo
by Sleek_assassin October 22, 2014
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HQ loo

The place in your work/school/house that you feel most comfortable defecating(taking a poo).

In colleges or work this is the bathroom that is usually the cleanest, and least visited bathroom. No matter what time of the day you can take a dump comfortably without worrying about your friend coming in and recognizing your shoes. You usually get so comfortable that you find yourself surfing the web or even dozing off in your HQ loo.

In homes the only thing that is different is that it is where you keep all your miscellaneous items. So that you can make the poo experience more enjoyable. For examples magazines, puzzles, or even a tv.
You get a text from your friend

Friend: Where are you? There are free donuts in conference room!

You: Aw man, get me one I'm in my HQ loo!

Friend: looks like your sh*t out of luck...no pun intended
by nastyneurons April 14, 2010
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Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.
Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.
by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011
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