Skip to main content

finger-longer

something that you can put at the end of your finger to make it longer, usually for turning things on from far away.

from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer
"We need a finger-longer to turn on the TV since the remote's missing."
by mic dundee July 23, 2007
mugGet the finger-longer mug.

donger longer

a person (usually women) who had an extreme want for a penis.
wow, i really want a boyfriend. i'm such a donger longer.
by penispants4797 January 30, 2010
mugGet the donger longer mug.

lingenfelter

The name John Lingenfelter has become a legend in the world of performance engineering.
The ambitions and aspirations of many engineers and enthusiasts, the world over, were represented almost casually in his daily life and actions. For over 28 years, Lingenfelter has been synonymous with world class performance, taking great cars and trucks and reinventing them with legendary precision.

This legendary record of precision engineering continues, as the Lingenfelter design team continues to target design excellence in engine packages and parts.
The Lingenfelter legend remains with us in every detail, and is reflected in our vehicles with refined power, speed and control.

Lingenfelter Performance Engineering
or LPE offers packages for C4, C5 & C6 Corvette. Cadillac CTS-V, Chevrolet SSR, Pontiac GTO, Chevrolet Camaro, Impala SS, Pontiac Firebird, Cadillac Escalade, GMC Denali, Sierra & H2 Hummer & Dodge Viper. Lingenfelter twin turbo packages range from 550 horsepower to over 1,000 horsepower and supercharger packages starting at 475 horsepower.
Oh shit!
Look at that Lingenfelter Corvette!
It has a LS7 7.0L V8 with 1280Hp!
0-60 in 1.7 seconds!
Yea rite!?

Wanna bet?

Fucking rite

3..2..1..

=DONE!=
Dam, he was rite!
by damthatwasfast July 2, 2007
mugGet the lingenfelter mug.
Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days
The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.
by simskizzle November 4, 2011
mugGet the Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage mug.

Longer Than Frozen Turkey

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time
"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"
by Crystal Lee January 4, 2008
mugGet the Longer Than Frozen Turkey mug.

longanisa

Filipino sausage. Made of pork. It's like, red and stuff.
I ate longanisa with bangus.
Longanisa tastes great with soy sauce and beef tapa.
by rx2 December 6, 2005
mugGet the longanisa mug.

longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.
Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."
by hawke4me April 18, 2015
mugGet the longnecker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email