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Levels of Love

A code used by self absorbed women who repeatedly cheat on every boyfriend or husband they have ever had. Levels of Love can be detected by terrible excuses.

Level 1 - Sleeping with someone she met at a party - "I don't want to talk about last night. Can we just forget about it, please?"
Level 2 - Spent the weekend out of town with a friend with benefits - "I was taking care of a sick friend all weekend."
Level 3 - Hooked up with an ex-boyfriend - "Had dinner with my old boyfriend then helped him move boxes."
Level 4 - Went home with a guy who tipped well - "I got really drunk while working the bar and stayed at a friend's last night."
Level 5 - Hooked up with her ex-boyfriend again - "I slept over his house because he had air conditioning."
Level 6 - Oh the humanity! Too horrible to mention.
Fran: "I asked how her friend's party went last night and she said she wanted to forget about it and not talk about it ever again."
Dave: "Oh dude! She must have bumped uglies with someone at the party. She's using the Levels of Love code. Drop her before you're on her STD train."
by dunagain10 September 10, 2012
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Yaruuna level

This phrase describes intelligence. To be Yaruuna level is to attain an ultimate level of smartness. Everyone aspires to be Yaruuna level and it is something to be envious of.
Guy: Wow did you just ace that math test?

Guy 2: Yeah man, I'm so yaruuna level.
by Meelo YOLO July 1, 2012
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levetate

To reach a state of bliss,relaxation,be content by whatever means it takes
I was so stressed out I grabbed a big ole mug of beer and started my levitation.It was time to Levetate
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Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is a hot captain who is the greatest titan killer humanity has ever faced. This captain is kind of short for his age but who gives a shit Levi does not. If you say your mind to Levi bad idea buddy cause you got a beat down coming your way from Levi. But god damn he is hot. Also he takes 2-3 hour bedtimes. And guess what he sleeps in a chair! But we all do it time to time.
A little bit is shared about Levi Ackerman
by Yuki Levi's sister December 27, 2016
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Maxwell LeVan

“Look! It’s Maxwell LeVan! Let’s see if he’ll do a card trick for us”
by Blake Ramirez VlogsYT October 19, 2020
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Levi Ackerman

A bad ass character from Attack on Titan. Can easily beat you up. Known as humanity's best warrior. Kind of short, and a bit cold hearted. In his mid-thirties
You check out Attack on Titan yet?
Yeah man, Levi Ackerman is pretty awesome!
by krazyk198 July 16, 2014
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Baylen Levine

Person 1: let’s go get faded

Baylen Levine subscriber: No, baylen would be disappointed.
by Baylenslover March 25, 2019
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