lester

a person with a massive cock and is very beautiful he can get any girl he wants and he can rock anyone who stands in hes way

AMAZIN ITS LESTER

by papichulo69696969696969 September 12, 2019

lesbaru

A late model Subaru, typically a wagon, seen being driven by a woman; these vehicles are (seemingly) often purchased and driven by lesbians.

My fiance's freind called yesterday, she said she got hit on by a random hot lesbian- because of her car. "I told her I was straight!" she said. The girl was surprised.. "But..you're driving Subaru.."

I told her before her car was a lesbaru!

by oranzok September 3, 2006

Uncle Lester

A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.

Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.

by Dylonater January 20, 2008

Lesbaru

Gay slang for a Subaru. As many lesbians drive Subaru's, typically the Outback, this word has become become very common.

Dude, check out that chick in the Lesbaru. I love her mullet!

by jessiet08 February 1, 2010

Lestat

Lestat is the greatest vampire ever thought up and is the main character of Anne Rice's "The Vampire Chronicles." He is extremely gorgeous and EXTREMELY sexy. Sooooo sexy.

"`Listen, keep your eyes wide, ' Lestat whispered to me, his lips moving against my neck. I remember that the movement of his lips raised the hair all over my body, sent a shock of sensation through my body that was not unlike the pleasure of passion...."

by Vertumnus June 3, 2005

lesdar

The ability/gift to detect lesbianism in other people. Similar to gaydar, but specifically for the females.

She's wearing flannel AND Birkenstocks? My lesdar is going haywire!

by JimTX December 31, 2008

Lester Glasses

Large wire frame eyeglasses usually partially tinted, associated with child molesters.

Dude, you are totally wearing lester glasses.

by E Nigma January 14, 2010