langerz

a 1337 programmer who thinks very highly of himself. Fairly intelligent who doesn't have the development skillz to pay the billz yet.

that's so langerz.....

by Joshua Langley January 16, 2007

lagarta

"Bitch"

In spanish

Ella es una lagarta
She's a bitch

by Kujoio November 28, 2013

Laugaria

A condition where someone can't stop talking shit and shit is all that pours out of their mouth. Verbal diarrhea. When someone just doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

Michelle knew nothing about what was going on, yet her laugaria made it sound as though she was knowledgeable about the subject until an hour passed and she was still talking shit that made no sence.

by Rusty Walnuts August 25, 2017

Lanlard

To bluntly shut down a proposed idea or incorrect query via a pause and simple "No". Often to the specific embarrassment of the subject.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

"Don't you cook to 165° C to make honeycomb?"
"... no."
“Well, that was a Lanlard...thanks mate”

"He just asked if that was the right peeler to zest an orange."
"Oof, he just ABSOLUTELY Lanlarded him!"

by KhaleesiofRivia March 24, 2021

langapogchamp

Langapogchamp is a random person on TikTok who matches with her girlfriend, with her pfp and user. They make cool videos and they love food a lot.

Langapogchamp is pog

by angelinaackermann April 15, 2021

Langers

-Adjective

To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.

"I was sad langers last night old boy"

by cheeses of Nazereth March 30, 2009

Langerbreath

To have breath which smells of langer - a person who has just performed fellatio will have langerbreath.

Can be used as a dismissive insult towards an annoying person

"She is such a hussy, she has constant langerbreath"

"Stop annoying me langerbreath"

by hansgrubersmoustache March 23, 2010