landscaped

To get landscaped is when you lose by a lot and then make an even more embarrassing gaffe. Think Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA.

Trump, losing the election, got landscaped by Rudy and the boys.

by Ral Pie November 12, 2020

Landscapers surprise

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.

Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.

by Treetarded February 21, 2025

The landscaper special

It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man

Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy

by Big -d March 13, 2019

miami landscaper

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns

Have you seen that eduardo guy?

Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one

by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020

landscapaterian

n.an individual who consumes only sustinance from the natural environment (ie a salad made of bark leaves berries grass etc)

"Louise don't feed him the meat from the fridge he's a landscapaterian for political reasons

by creepyjim June 6, 2010

Landscaping

The defeintion of the is the background.

I see the landscaping of art do you and how do you know?

by DAUHLID# October 6, 2020

Landscaping

The term to scout areas to take your date to.

I went landscaping yesterday to Gustaso.

by The Word Keeper June 10, 2022