Knottingley

Knottingley a town like no other, if you think Castleford is bad, wow you'll be begging for a lift back to Cas from drug dealer Caden in his stolen fiat 500, the moment you step foot in this hell hole. Not giving a dam hes high on crack, smack and crystal meth. Knottla as its affectionately known, is as toxic as chernoble, people have extra limbs, three eyes and black teeth. Nothing lives in Knottla apart from smokers for some odd reason they survive immune to the radioactivity and Staffordshire bull terriers. Although uglier than standard Staffies. If you have to visit I recommend a lead suit and a covid mask. Do not take any personal possessions as you will be mugged. People only go there to buy drugs or spread gods word, although it's rare outsiders survive a visit, a bible my offer some protection but will not save you from growing an extra head.

It's a place, I live in Knottingley.

by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023

Knittys

Plural Noun: What Brian David Gilbert calls his knees

Hey, does anyone know why Brian calls them knittys
My mood is high just like my knittys

by carpet wizard April 21, 2019

masturbatory knitting

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.

I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.

by Joe Salone October 18, 2010

Farmers knot

Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands

I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.

by leaf337 June 12, 2015

Sock Knot

The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.

After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Twat Knot

Another slang term for the man bun

Girl: You see that man bun on that guy?

Girl #2: Yeah, total twat knot

by Dickhead92 September 19, 2017

Cherry Stem Knot

Being able to tie a Cherry stem with ones tongue indicates that person is great at kissing and is possibly good at giving oral sex.

Beth can tie a cherry stem knot in a knot under 30 seconds, she must great a lot kissing and blow Jobs

by Mclovin206 July 19, 2017