klick

Canadian slang for kilometre - either speed or distance.

Distance: Hamilton is about 50 klicks from Toronto.
Speed: I was doing about a 120 klicks.

by Beowulf_cam February 14, 2005

kackvogel

Ein Mensch, der es nicht versteht das völlige Desinteresse seines Gegenübers zu deuten und das Empfinden einer permanenten Belästigung auslöst.

Sogenannte "Kackvögel" zeichnen sich ebenfalls dadurch aus, in größeren Gruppen, zu jeder Zeit betretenes Schweigen auslösen zu können.

Ziel aller Kackvögel ist es einen Menschen nur durch ihre bloße Anwesenheiten nerven zu können.
Ansonsten ist das Wesen eines Kackvogels ist schwer zu durchschauen und eine klare Motivation ihrer Handlungen ist nicht zu erkennen.

"So ein Kackvogel!"
"Boah! Ich kann diesen Kackvogel nicht mehr ertragen!"
"Hau ab, du Kackvogel!"

by teh-definator August 16, 2014

Klapkeutel

a dutch insult-word which can be a substitute for:
ass face
retard
n00b
wigger
dickface
emo
asshole
bananahead
shit
fuck
rofl
lmao
idiot
vagina
shithead
shitface
maggot
fagot
german
jezus etc

it is also a turd which pounds his way out of you ass and rebounces from the toilet and splatters ur shit all over the place

1:shit! look at that klapkeutel
2: fo sho my nigga, thats one fucked up klapkeutel

by [_m4] July 9, 2006

Klacka

To klack, for one to bust a cap in the arse.

THESE NIGGAS KLACKIN.
IMMA KLACKA DEEZ NIGGAS

by Klackerman77725 September 12, 2011

KLACKED ASS BITCH

A}}}MORE TIMES THAN NOT REFERS TO A WOMAN AKIN TO A SKEEZER ,ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE. KNOWN TO HAVE AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TIME DEDICATED TO VARIOUS ; SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH NO REAL MOTIVATION OTHER THAN CONTINUING THE SELF AND GENERAL POPULATIONS OPINION OF HAVING BEEN DEFINED AS, HAVING NO SENSE NOR VALUE WHATSOEVER, USELESS, POINTLESS, A WASTE, EARLIER POSSIBLE TERMINOLOGY ARE 1. PIECE OF DOG SHIT, 2}BURNT OUT, 3} TORN UP FROM THE FLOOR UP. TYPE LIKE BITCH 4} TURNT OUT STANKY ASS CHICKEN HEADED BITCH
.

NOT OPPOSED TO SCAVENGING THRU THE BOTTLE RETURN STATIONS IN HOPES OF PERSUADING THE BOTTLE RETURNS ATTENDENT TO ALOW HER TO PERFORM VARIOUS MORALY BANKRUPT AND OTHERWISE PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE ACTIONS INVOLVING HER MORE THAN VISUALLY OFFENSIVE MANDATORY S..TD RIDDELED VAGINA, OR EQUALLY RIDDLED MOUTH OR SEPTIC COLON.FOR A HAND WROTE REFUND SLIP OF ANY AMOUNT. THE KLACKED ASS BITCH OF HIGHER POPULATED AREAS TEND TO BE EXTRA FOUL AS FUCK DUE TO THE ENVIROMENTS NUMEROUS OPPURTUNITY S THERE ARE WITH REGARDS TO THE TERMS FAILURE AND OR SELL OUT.






TAIN. 3} GARBAGE CAN 4.

YO CHECK IT FAMMY PEEP THE KLACKED OUT BITCH BEHIND THAT MUTHA FUCKIN DUMPSTER HOOKING THAT OLD DUDE UP WITH A SPORT.......HELLA FOUL, MY GOD , NOW THATS ONE KLACKED ASS BITCH FRILL DOGGIE.

by WILL "BIG BALLIN" STACKER July 1, 2020

klick

Either a kilometre or a kilometre per hour ("kilometer" for Americans) depending on context. Pronounced as "click" but always written with an initial 'k'.

Common in Canada. In the US it's strongly associated with the military.

See k which can also be used for "kilometre" but not for "kilometre per hour".

"It's about two klicks up the road." (Distance: 2 km)
"We were doing ninety klicks." (Speed: 90 km/hr)

by prandst August 18, 2019

Kluckey

Some fat kid that that's a total bitch.

Yo dick, that kid over there looks like Kluckey.

by SomeStupidBitch September 8, 2019