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Kinda the man

your cool, but not the coolest thing on the block.

Not the Man, but Kinda the man.
You see that guy back there with no arms? He was kinda the man.

Did you go to Joes party? Hes kinda the man!
by Hazydeth June 13, 2004
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Kindelonte

Kindelonte is a term that refers to a type of shirtless barbarian adorned in puffy genie pants, crass jewelry, and crowned with a small tied kokohol-like tuft of hair on top of an otherwise bald head. Not to be confused with "kinderlack."

Kindelontes are usually found in prototypical seedy opium dens, using, manufacturing, or distributing a wide arrangement of drugs and/or drug paraphernalia.

Kindelontes are reputed to perform strange rituals involving midgets, canola oil, and livestock, chanting "haunty" ad infinitum during such processions--approach with caution.

It has been remarked that kindelontes strongly resemble gypsies.
"That fucking kindelonte sold me shitty homegrown, telling me it was from Afghanistan. What's up with that shitty haircut? He should have manned up and just shaved his head bald instead of leaving that stupid pigtail on the top of his head--what a cockbite."

"Why don't you lube up your chode with some Mazola, and fuck that sheep in the ass, you fucking kindelonte?"
by Gak25 September 9, 2011
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Kindall

A beautiful girl that likes to argue all the time even when she knows that you're right. Super funny and definitely the coolest. She also makes work bearable. Pretty smile and prettier heart, even if she acts mean sometimes. For sure perfect.
Me: You're so pretty!.
Kindall: No I am NOT!
Me: Wow she's definitely Kindall
by superwildman August 30, 2019
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Kinderpocalypse

The stage of the CoViD-19 global pandemic where we see a spike in deaths of children from Coronavirus. The main cause of this is transmission from unvaccinated parents to their young children. This will be due, in part, to ICU beds being taken up by adults with severe cases of CoViD which means children with moderate cases are denied care by overwhelmed hospitals. 2022 will see the Omicron variant (5th Wave) run rampant through the populace, with an R⁰ ≈ 3.5. Even though it may be "less deadly" overall, the hospital system being pushed past the "breaking point" will necessitate Triage Protocols to ration care. The infant through age 9 demographic will see almost as high of a death rate as the 70+ demo.
"Sadly, Karen's baby died during the Kinderpocalypse. Had she been vaccinated and believed in Science, her child would have survived the Coronavirus pandemic."
by Nate 360° December 29, 2021
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my kinder queen

It means when you meet someone who loves Kinder Joy soo much that you can't help but name them that.
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thats kinda sus you know

what people say that are addicted to FUCKING AMONG US
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Thats kinda sus you know
by DFVZAHg r\g February 4, 2021
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Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.

(meme) A phrase one bro says to another to indicate that he is attracted to a chick in a nonchalant manor. It can also be a game in which one bro guesses what girl the other is referring to while in public with multiple women around them.
Bro: Damn, Ken. She's actually... kinda cute.
Brah: Hmmm, the blonde? Or that brunette in the pink over there?
Bro: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by j john October 24, 2017
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