King Dedede

The perfect penguin that will clobbah dat there kirbeh

Since he's perfect he can be used any time anywhere and infinitely. #King Dedede

by Dededestructive October 11, 2019

king assripper

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.

"DAYUM" - King Assripper

by nathanpenetration April 7, 2021

Kingani

A young 23-year-old female, who is usually bullied by her friends younger than her about her reading, even though she is dyslexic. She has an adorable giggle and doesn't make anyone else laugh but herself. She is the memer of all memes.

Person 1: I'm dyslexic
Person 2: Lmao, doesn't that mean you like gnomes or something like Kingani?

by Kingani June 10, 2019

king of the souf

King Bee, is the King of the souf I'm A D-Boy mack 10 with the clip silencer on the tip claming the souf title
from the streets Albulm called throne with the release of his single I'm A D-Boy /like obama you can get found make my chopper spit rounds we all rich now I'm never giving up my crown/

Born in Alabama bottom of south King of the Souf

by Benji Frank December 15, 2013

The King's Throne

It's the place where the king reigns, and passes judgment.
It's also commonly understood to be the toilet!

Alternative wordplays may be doing number 2, or send some faxes.

Man, I gotta go to the king's throne right now!
If not I'll shit in my pants!

Even though it will be funny to see you shit your pants, the king's throne room is that way!

by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

King Harkinian

The King on the Zelda CD-i games. He stars in thousands of YouTube Poops, and his line "Mah Boi..." has spawned an Internet Meme.

Mah boi, this dinner is what all true Triforces of Courage DIE for
-King Harkinian

by TheFartingBaby September 28, 2009

King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016