kafuckle

It's a mashup of the words clusterfuck and catastrophe and it combines their meanings: That is it is a catastrophic clusterfuck or a colossal mess.

The war in Iraq is a huge kafuckle.

by RobinB July 31, 2008

Kerfuffle

A cough that makes you fart.

Dayle: Did you just kerfuffle?
Simon: Yeah, but I got the furball out.

by DayleSnail February 13, 2009

kerfuddle

When a priest sexually caresses a young child, usually an alter boy.

I watched my son get kerfuddled by the priest... I am the priest.

by Dink in your Sink October 9, 2019

kerfuffle

Something complicated/jumbled and/or overly difficult.

I've been spending forever painting this kerfuffle; can't I just leave it like this?

by seastone130 July 2, 2010

keyfucked

When you are soooo focused on something else, you don't look at the keyboard, and type a random collection of letters, that the recieving party has no idea what you mean.

Davy: why the hell not?
Davy: come fish w/ me :-D
Fred: aifgr
Davy: aifgr?
Fred: I got keyfucked, sorry.

by stoners1224 July 10, 2010

Kerfuffle

a male that eats ass like its grocerys than he spits it out into a mug. after he does that he fucks your moms big toe with his uncles dogs gay sister in law and then he fucks her in the pussy while he has barbecue sauce on his titties.

I kerfuffled your dog.

by Vvinny06 October 12, 2019

Kerfuffle

ker·fuf·fle
/kərˈfəfəl/Submit
nounINFORMAL•BRITISH
a commotion or fuss, especially one caused by conflicting views.

"there was a kerfuffle over the chairmanship"

by african bush elephant December 18, 2018