National Jorts Day

National Jorts day is April 5th

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”

by Ueded April 5, 2024

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022

Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.

Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.

by Mr. Mahjong September 7, 2018

Jorts

Jean shorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021

Fuq Jorts

a play on words when thinking about Denim Jean shorts representing a very popular person

Ever Since Tony scored the game winning touchdown hes been a real pair of fuq jorts

by kaboob10 August 1, 2019

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

Jort

A Dutch name for a very handsome boy with blonde hair and blue eyes who will never give a shit about your opinion.

Jort is een lekker ding

by Geiletijger November 22, 2021