jorts

jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.

"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."

by godawgs April 19, 2006

jortornatonk

To rip somebody's piercing out.

She was talking like she had an energizer bunny shoved up her ass and wouldn't shut up so I jortornatonked her.

by Jochanaforest December 13, 2009

Jorts

Accepted nickname of New York Knicks and former Kentucky Wildcats basketball player Josh Harrellson. The nickname was coined by Matt Jones of Kentucky Sports Radio. Josh Harrellson is very fond of jean shorts (jorts) and openly embraces the nickname.

Jorts had a really good game last night. He rebounded and shot the 3 really well.

by Waitin' on 8 January 16, 2012

Jorts

Jean Shorts. The two words combined make Jorts. They are usually worn by kids, or by your crazy moustached uncle who likes to wrestle with you.

Jacob wore his jorts so he could wrestle with his nephew.

by TheFiend138 April 21, 2015

jorts

Slang for jean shorts. These are most often worn by the fashion illiterate and the fan base of the University of Florida.

Note: This is the correct spelling; see also jhorts.

Hoff: Nice jorts, Snappanutz.

Snapper: Thanks, Hoffa. I was just too hot in my jeans, so I cut them off. I find the look flattering.

by SnookSniper June 13, 2008

jortel

A sexy, charming beast that gets alot of girls and is super chill.

Don't mess with Jortel because he can steal your girl without even trying.

by True dat December 3, 2013

O-jorts

Overalls that have had the legs cut off, thus making a pair of overall shorts. See jorts for more information.

Did you see that redneck back there wearing them o-jorts? Man, I swear his momma and daddy must have also been his aunt and uncle!

by Last Time Lord May 25, 2011