jinglehiemer

an insult that can be used when all other decent insults have been used

your mom!
well your a jinglehiemer!
wtf?

by bigsig January 18, 2009

Jingle Hell

The weeks of school between Thanksgiving Break and Christmas Break.

Brian: Dude I hate this it's snowing and we can't even go home!
Jake: I know man it sucks!
Brian: so many assignments
Jake: well you know it IS Jingle Hell!

by Chokapontas December 10, 2013

jingle bell bitch

friends who are festive as fuck but also some of your main bitches

Lexi: Ladies, lets go drink some hot cockalate and sing Mariah Carey Christmas jams
Ladies: Jingle Bell Bitches fucking Unite lets do this

by skitchisthenewblack March 29, 2016

jinglebag

There comes a point in the life of a superstar where he's pleasured so much deliciousness that he can no longer continue. But his ego lives on. And so to continue to flaunt his profound man-prowess while simultaneously signaling to women that he's off the fucktrain but still of esteem, value and wealth, the tour de force will surgically have his testicles removed and then have 7 lucky gold doubloons sewn up inside instead, thus turning his scrotum into a JINGLEBAG.

Man, I heard Brad Pitt scored so much tang that he just didn't care about fucking anymore and went jinglebag.

by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019

Jingle-Jizz

When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.

Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”

Stacy: “Ewww no way!”

by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019

Jingle Jangle

A noise made by the clacking of a collection of metallic objects.

"The keys were making a ruckus in his pocket! The jingle jangle could be heard all the way from Timbuktu!

by Yuri? YURI-TARDED October 29, 2019

Jingles Landing

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.

The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.

by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021