family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

Camp Jewell

Internationally ranked the number one residential camp in the world. So good that kids from lame ass Camp Chase go to Jewell during the day to have a better time. Camp Jewell is a place where a staff member can go to a party and expect to get drunk with people from ten different countries.

What did you do this summer?

I god damn partied at Camp Jewell all summer long.

by zgid August 15, 2009

Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

crown jewels

Royal "gems" which hang between a man's legs; women's second favorite toys...

The best fringe benefit for Princess Kate is getting to play with Prince William's "crown jewels"!!!

by Stephanie6977 November 7, 2011

Jewel Kilcher

More well known as Jewel. Famous singer, actress, poet, and humanitarian.

Jewel Kilcher's music is tasteful, classy, and extremely depth-ridden.

by Maximillian April 8, 2004

Misplaced Jewel

When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.

Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.

"I was checking out this chick's ass, but then she turned around and she was nasty. Her ass was a misplaced jewel."

by Shott April 21, 2009