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jersey mudslide

process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other
dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick

dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
by jfrco September 23, 2013
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new jersey fashion week

Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRL! I was at New jersey fashion week and la creme had that fashion show LIT!
by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020
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Jersey Whore

A female who chases after, and typically performs sexual favors for male athletes, regardless of his looks or skills.
Did you see? That jersey whore Stacey woke up in the 4th string quarterback's room this morning.
by soccerajr January 24, 2007
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Jerseydemic

any group of obnoxious, raucous teenage girls from Jersey who blast horrible music, don't understand chemistry, and make weird noises at unseemly hours in the morning
4:30 A.M.:
Jerseydemic 1: Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again 'til I get it riiiiight!
Jerseydemic 2: I don't understand Boyle's law, meow!
Jerseydemic 3: AAAAYOP!
by dontuseselftanner November 22, 2010
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Jersey Crackbaby

A girl who claims to not be on crack, but is obviously on a large amount of it. She enjoys creeping on others in public, not caring who listens or sees. She is extremely crazy and loves attention and being different. She clearly has LOTS of issues such as asthma and being bipolar. You may find her lurking the streets with a megaphone. She also enjoys saying phrases that make others uncomfertable such as; "I'm going to stalk your babies" with a wink ;)
That Jersey Crackbaby is off the wall. She pushed me aside in school and told me that her dad made her shove glass in her vagina.
by Mynameisalbert November 10, 2012
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Highland Park New Jersey

A small suburb next to New Brunswick that has no night life and to many hipsters. It is also about 90% jewish.
I went on vacation in Highland Park New Jersey, to take a nap.
by Zombie Face Killah May 24, 2013
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Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"
The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag
by thats right mofo March 19, 2011
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