The reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
I would rather be Gang Raped by Mike Tyson, Shuge Night and the 1985 Chicago Bears while having hot Lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch Jersey Shore
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010
Get the Jersey Shore mug.a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.
You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."
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A show on MTV that reveals to the world why New Jersey residents hate Bennies. Unlike them, we don't say New Joizy or call it the Jersey Shore. It's either the shore if you live in Jersey, or if you're a local, the beach. The show features 8 guidos and guidettes. They have never been to the shore, and some of them have never even been to New Jersey. But to them, Seaside is Heaven on Earth. Watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash Seaside Heights. While your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel.
Kid: Hey man, did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
by Jersey Boy15 December 9, 2009
Get the Jersey Shore mug.An alcoholic drink. Name based on "Jersey City," the place where it was created. Drink contains vodka, Sprite, Cranberry juice cocktail, and a lime. It's on ice. Itz kinda like a cozmo, only SHITTIER!
by thomspon10 November 23, 2006
Get the Jersey Shitty mug.As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.
Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
by GoochFace April 27, 2013
Get the Jersey Worthy mug.process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other
dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
by jfrco September 23, 2013
Get the jersey mudslide mug.Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
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