jerk ofskey

a good russian friend of mine.

look its mr. ofskey... jerk that is.

by burrito pirate July 26, 2003

jerk-queen

a woman/girl u imagine frequently for your sexual fantasies while masturebating

Blackfaith:- Ey wutz gud mate? huz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- My class-teacher mayn , she got a fine body with big boobs ;)

by Xopera October 21, 2008

jerk-queen

the girl or woman you imagine frequently while masturebating

Blackfaith:- Hey sup mate ! hu iz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- Dude she iz my neighbour dayt brown chick with a fine body !

by FatalG October 20, 2008

jerk trap

When masturbating to digital pornographic material, you continuously come across thumbnails of other videos that appear to be more appealing than the current one you are watching. This continues on until you suffer from chafing on your penis and have trouble masturbating for a long period of time.

Yeah...I jerk trapped so hard last night, I don't think I'll be able to masturbate for a month.

by HutchTheVeryYoungGirlLover June 3, 2011

jerkbrain

The part of your brain that sabotages your self-esteem.

She asked me the question because she really wants to know and is being nice, they she doesn't know about the sneaky awful jerkbrain that’s been waiting for a question like this so it can go to town. (Thanks to Captain Awkward.)

by clairedammit December 26, 2011

West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk

Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!

by Loppytits November 14, 2014

money phone jerk

A brash, overly confident, and egotistical person who brags about having a lot of money while holding a stack of paper currency to their ear in the form of a money phone.

Devontay: Bro, I'm all about this money hahaha, ain't nobody on my level.
Trayvon: You didn't hear bruh? Jay said, that ain't money over here.
Devontay: *** Holds stacks of 100's to ear***, haha I hear these Benjamins loud and clear bruh, hahaha.
Trayvon: Bruh, we get it, you have money, don't be a money phone jerk

by SirLemuel October 6, 2018