crystal: jay will you go on a date with me?
jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ?
crystal: but you ain't a player, loser!
jay: nah i m an ipod, and ipods don't go on no motherfucking date, you feel me ?
crystal: but you ain't a player, loser!
by yhc421 September 1, 2010
1. A small tool used by 4-year university students, democrats, and anyone owning a blog to play music, to fuel their madness with green day.
2. An RIAA Black Ops project to charge people for music, and making them think in the process they are rebeling.
3. A series of small pocket sized media devices, used for personal entertainment.
4. Something white people buy.
2. An RIAA Black Ops project to charge people for music, and making them think in the process they are rebeling.
3. A series of small pocket sized media devices, used for personal entertainment.
4. Something white people buy.
by Usless Definitions September 30, 2005
ipods are not that bad. they are easy to use and the itunes jukebox is extremely user friendly. they are pretty expensive and the headphones suck but there are pros and cons to everything. i havent had one problem with my ipod and im on windows. and not everyone buys a 10000 song ipod and puts 50 songs on it or wears the stupid white headphones even though there are rich kids who buy them as a status enhancer. also, i ahvent had one problem with mine and im on windows. i have never used a creative or iriver, and im thinking that alot of these people who say their mp3 players are better have never used an ipod, so i dont have anything to compare with but i really like my ipod.
by theyrenotthatbad September 6, 2005
The worse version of the mp3 player.
- Ipods are somewhat Expensive
- Itunes cost a dollar per song
- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching
- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.
- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?
- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white
- They break every other month, they just shut off and die
- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same
- It scratches mad easy
- The skins for it look like condoms
- The headphones are uncomfortable
- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players
- Ipods are somewhat Expensive
- Itunes cost a dollar per song
- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching
- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.
- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?
- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white
- They break every other month, they just shut off and die
- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same
- It scratches mad easy
- The skins for it look like condoms
- The headphones are uncomfortable
- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players
Idiot: My ipod is like omg awesome
Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player
Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player
by jersey kid November 19, 2007
A mp3 player that holds a lot of music. The problem here is that many poeple don't realise the alternative options out there. Many people usually say they feel cheap. OK. Just because it uses SOLID STATE MEMORY WHICH IS LIGHTER THAN ANY HARD DRIVE and uses plastic doesn't make it a piece of shit. Hey did you hear of these new fangled "buttons" that are touch sesitive like the iPod's wheel? Oh Lets not mention the fact that i could get a 2 gig zen or a 1 gig shuffle for the same price and the zen has a speaker!!! One more thing, Creative is THE BIGGEST name in computer sound.
Having to use iTunes is bs. LET ME USE MY FARKING WINAMP!
Heres one, the cord having a "special" end that only a trip to walmart can get me a new one, not one of those cords i have plenty of.
As for the higher up models $2-300, your right. A zen has less storage than the iPod. Yet I can hold more higher quality video because of DIVX and XVID compatability.
Never in my life have i ran into an aac file. Can your ipod play OGG/Vorbis?
If you need a calendar or notes or know the time constantly and can't ask someone "what time is it?", get a palm pilot.
Wow, you can play solitaire on your iPod when i can play the same dam thing on my CELL PHONE.
Battery life? i don't care because i owned and used a laptop with 2.5 hours of battery life. So anything above that is good.
Ease of use? Anyone with a brain can figure out how to use ANY mp3 player.
I like my music free and I watch video on a larger screen than 2.5 inches of uber suckage but for pictures, the screen is fine.
Others say that they need the 5 terabytes of ipod superfluocity for storage. BUY A F***ING EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE DUMB SH*T. Apple your high time was the 80's. Be like commodore and let go already.
Having to use iTunes is bs. LET ME USE MY FARKING WINAMP!
Heres one, the cord having a "special" end that only a trip to walmart can get me a new one, not one of those cords i have plenty of.
As for the higher up models $2-300, your right. A zen has less storage than the iPod. Yet I can hold more higher quality video because of DIVX and XVID compatability.
Never in my life have i ran into an aac file. Can your ipod play OGG/Vorbis?
If you need a calendar or notes or know the time constantly and can't ask someone "what time is it?", get a palm pilot.
Wow, you can play solitaire on your iPod when i can play the same dam thing on my CELL PHONE.
Battery life? i don't care because i owned and used a laptop with 2.5 hours of battery life. So anything above that is good.
Ease of use? Anyone with a brain can figure out how to use ANY mp3 player.
I like my music free and I watch video on a larger screen than 2.5 inches of uber suckage but for pictures, the screen is fine.
Others say that they need the 5 terabytes of ipod superfluocity for storage. BUY A F***ING EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE DUMB SH*T. Apple your high time was the 80's. Be like commodore and let go already.
p1: I can play solitaire and see the time while holding 500 songs that most of them I don't listen to on my ipod.
p2: You could do the same thing and more with a cell phone.
p1: an Iphone?
p2: More like a RAZR.
p2: You could do the same thing and more with a cell phone.
p1: an Iphone?
p2: More like a RAZR.
by qblasphemy April 2, 2008
a portable music player that makes life easier and kicks ass.It holds thousands of songs. you can make your own playlist of any songs you like in the touch of a button. it is very easy to operate and you can transfer your songs from the computer to your ipod in the matter of seconds.
by PICKETS February 22, 2005
The best media player that money can buy. Made by apple computer systems, which are one of the leading technology producers in the world, this company has vast amounts of experience and resources in this field. Ipods are small, handheld, and easy to use. They are not more expenvise than an normal mp3 player of their class, and they have better coverage and quality. Can hold thousands of songs and videos, as well as pictures, contacts, and games. Comes in many assorted colors and varieties, all of which are priced for each individual person.
guy 1: hey, did you hear? Apple just made a new ipod
guy 2: really? thats good to hear! we can always use more ipods, they are such good mp3 players
guy 1: you got that right
guy 2: really? thats good to hear! we can always use more ipods, they are such good mp3 players
guy 1: you got that right
by Babadoo September 23, 2007