Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.

Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.

by GrandHustler March 6, 2014

Intuition

The act of being a dirty whore.

Kim Kardashian said "intuition" led her to end her 72-day-old marriage.

by Ihatestupidwhores November 5, 2011

Intoxitext

A text message sent to someone while you are "under the influence" which you later regret sending.

Oh, man! I can't believe I sent my boss that intoxitext last night! I am so fired.

by Callowake August 26, 2009

Put Your Ass Into It

Giving Full Effort/Strength Into Something Or Or Giving Something All You Got.

Aye John If You Wanna Get That Pallet Off The Truck, You Are Gonna Have To Put Your Ass Into It !?

by Lenwhopp2x January 15, 2021

pussy intuition

A mans sixth sense about what is going on with his woman.Only 5% of the male population has it.However only 2% persent of the male population with pussy intuition uses it.If not used frequenly it will become non-existant.

Brad's Pussy intuition told him sometihng might be wrong with is girl Breanda.

by Jalisa Cater October 9, 2008

intuitive

A word that is smart

This sentence is intuitive

by ASSSSSSSS BANANAS April 3, 2015