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icky picky

A man in his 40\'s or older, bloated and balding,..who thinks he is Gods gift to woman...Brags to anyone who will listen, he only dates Beautiful woman in their 20\'s..Sadly, in reality due to being bloated, balding and an icky picky A-hole.. NO SANE WOMAN would dare be caught dead with him..he will live forever in his fantasy...ALONE...a rejected.
Eeeew!!! \"Sir, whats that huge ugly bump on your shoulder???\"
\"Oh..never mind, it is just your head.\" ~ says the Beautiful woman.

ICKY PICKY - \"Hey Baby, saw ya walkin down the street, i ran over to catch up with you *sweaty-pant* You are Hot, wanna Boogie? *thrusts hips*
WOMAN- \"Excuse me sir, seems as though your toupe is ablaze and you have shitted your pants.\" *runs away*
ICKY PICKY - \"what a Bitch!!!\"
by imagineit April 26, 2005
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icky-sticky

Bud, Weed, Reffer, maruaijina, dank, mary jane, Ect.
I got some great icky-sticky this weekend.
by Ruhhnaie March 29, 2009
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icky vicky

1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus.

2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.

3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.
1.) "Damn, Paco, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky."

2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."

3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg
by Dr. Freeze December 15, 2008
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Icky Slurp

Dr. Dave Bennett's exclusive term for a zealous act of kindness and affection from a man to a woman or vise versa.
"My wife of 48 years has kept the dead petals from all the flowers that I've ever gotten her! I love that! Now I know you're all saying, "Oh, that's all Icky Slurp..." No, it's not!"
by jbatsbu February 28, 2008
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icky friction

Two bearded or bestubbled men kissing. Gross that's icky friction.
by Reno McStevens August 6, 2012
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Icky Mitt

When after having sex with a Female or Male partner, you ejaculate onto your hand and commence to slap your partner around the face.
"so how come you and Sarah split up?"

"she freaked out when I gave her a Icky Mitt last week"

"Dude, you'd only been going out for two weeks!"
by Mr.Toasty May 28, 2012
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icky dick

Ones dick that has caught a vicious std post fucking a sloppy vagina. Usually a "Icky Dick" becomes sticky and smells like Pt. Judith, Rhode Island.
" After Clay smashed Kaylie his shit was stank and felt like honey to the touch he said. I told him yo son you caught that Icky Dick.
by ClayClay August 21, 2016
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