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Monkey Island

by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Snake Island

This small island in the Black Sea is where Ukrainian heroes were made. When the Russians threatened the Ukrainians on February 24, 2022 at this island with their missile cruiser Moskva, the Ukrainians responded with the famous phrase, "Russian warship, go fuck yourself". Two moths after that incident, the Russian warship Moskva that attacked the island fucked itself by Ukrainian missiles in the Black Sea. Even more, when the Russians attempted to occupy the island with their military, the Ukrainians repeatedly bombed the Russian military to ashes on the island. It then came to the point where Russia withdrew from the island and Ukraine raised their flag on Snake Island once more.

SLAVA UKRAINI!
The Ukrainians on Snake Island are absolutely fearless.
by RFRC-- July 5, 2022
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Turd Island

When one shits and the turd hits the bottom of the toilet but still breaks the water line in the toilet bowl, protruding out far enough for a small species to live on.
Dude, remember how I said I had to take a huge dump? It turned out to be a turd island. PEOPLE WERE LIVING ON THAT THING!
by Mr. O'rizzle November 11, 2009
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king of shit island

When everyone wants to be in charge of a shitty job or task.
Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?

Worker 1: I'll do it.

Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.

Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.

Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.
by XP-Guidogangsta January 23, 2014
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islamwich

noun: A sandwich which may contain various kinds of fillings, except pork.
Hassan's islamwich contained an assortment of halal approved meats and vegetables - but NO PORK!
by pens nizzle July 15, 2007
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Isla

The name belonging to the type of person that constantly attempts to look up the meaning of their name, but can never find it. Their name is almost always mispronounced or changed completely because for some reason a silent "s" is too difficult to comprehend for most people, even though they go around saying words like "island" just fine. You can't spell Isla without the "s", then its not Isla.
Person 1: "How do you say your name? Is it 'izzla'? 'eyezlaa'?"
Person called Isla: "Its Isla, like "E-Y-E" and "L-A" smooshed together.
by fiyaflower June 8, 2018
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Rhode Island Clam Stand

The precarious act of performing cunnilingus whilst adopting the handstand position. Believed to have been invented in the Greater Providence area some time in early 2000's by an individual known only as 'Little Danny'.
by UranicPizza751 July 7, 2014
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