hypocrite

A woman who berates her man for peeing without washing his hands even though he has only touched his dick - an object she doesn't think twice about popping in her mouth.

Look Emily, if you want to prove you are not a hypocrite, I'll go back in there and wash my hands.. then you go in there and suck on the faucet I just touched and see which one of us gets botcholism first.

by Joshua James October 17, 2006

hypocrite

when a person doesn't allow another person to do something that they themselves use to do..AKA my parents

you're too young to be goin to unsupervised parties and hangin with your friends.. even tho maybe i did that a couple times when i was even younger then you

by snickazzz May 13, 2005

hypocrite

a person who says something that they don't want you to do and then they goand do it their selves

KS:"don't copy it!"
CM:"ok what evers."
KS:"hey rachel,"
Rach:"what?"
KS:"i just copied a page off her site!"
R:"That's wrong!"
CM:"she copied my site after she told me not to copy her's!"
KS:"i don't care!"
CM:"she's a hypocrite!"

by glover101 December 18, 2007

Musical hypocrite

A highly irritating person who claims that music is their life because they listen to it a lot. Most tend not to even be able to play an instrument and it isn't earning them money.

You often find them on Myspace.

She's a musical hypocrite because she says that music is her life when it's obviously not seeing as it's not her profession, at all.

by S:RM May 20, 2007

hypocrite

See Human.

Christian Preacher: ...Christianity is a peaceful religion... now lets raise some money for the wars of this great American nation.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!

Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.

by humans are all equal.. December 4, 2010

Hypocrat

Hip-a-crat, a synonym for Democrat, it is the merging of the words hypocrite and democrat used to illustrate the democrats, especially liberal democrats propensity to engage in hypocrisy.

When Barry obama declared the US economy to be fundamentally sound last week, he must of forgot about his ridiculing of Sen. John McCain for saying the same thing a few months earlier, geez, what a hypocrat!

by coontruth March 17, 2009

Hypocrite

A person who says one thing is bad, and then lies when caught doing the thing they themselves complained about.

Republican Sarah Palin said "The truth was revealed there in that report that showed
there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part." She is a hypocrite

by Sigriest May 29, 2013