hypocrawesome

Magnificent act of hypocrisy, usually of the level only achievable by televangelists and politicians, but sometimes achieved by others. Some deeds are so hypocrawesome that observers are left speechless in fits of laughter.

"Did you read about that guy Matt in the New Times?"

"That Tea Party activist who's on the news opposing illegal immigration all the time? No. What did it say?"

"Turns out he hired an illegal alien at his laudromat, skimmed money from her paycheck, and threatened to turn her into immigration authorities if she did anything about it. She finally hired a lawyer, and the New Times picked up on the story."

"(laughing) Oh man! HAHAHHAA! That is the most hypocrawesome thing I've ever heard!!"

hypocrawesome by Perforado October 30, 2013

HyperAwesomeness 

A medical condition afflicting approx. 23.4% of the world's population which refers to a person who suffers from being TOO awesome. Signs and symptoms include: cranial overload leading to explosions, impregnation of various people, exhaustion, and sleep disorders. Condition may be regulated with the use of an intervenous injection of approximately 250-500cc of HypoAwesome and in extreme cases, euthanasia.

Dude: Doc, i ain't feeling so good...
(after assessment)
Doc: I'm sorry son...but you're suffering from HyperAwesomeness.
Dude: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (momentary pause) Wait...SWEET!

HyperAwesomeness by Spee-Rad September 5, 2007